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Ethereal Meets Corporeal

 

Need A Neurotransmitter Boost?

 

Introducing Rowan, a quick fix for men seeking a little extra spring in their step.

 

Do you find yourself fantasizing about enjoying the company of a woman, not just for rumpy pumpy but also witty banter and interesting dialogue?

 

Do you often get that funny feeling in your pants and wish there was a way to find relief?

 

Do you yearn to re-live the time with your college sweetheart, recapture the enthusiasm you had for love and life?

 

Ask yourself if Rowan is right for you.

 

 

Best Suited For

 

- men wanting more affection

 

- men who have a lighthearted nature or want to reconnect with their inner joviality

 

- men who know the value of communication

 

- men who are kind and honorable

 

- men looking for an authentic playful, casual, quirky, irreverent woman 

 

 

Contraindications

 

- Rowan may have adverse reactions to men with any of the following afflictions:  bad attitide, subpar hygiene, obsession with checklists/prioritizing individual acts above overall experience, boundary pushing, hostility and agression (both active and passive). 

 

 

Side Effects

 

Rowan may cause some side effects including: euphoria, sense of relaxation/calm, laughter, possible tremors, sweating and elevated heart rate.

 

Rowan is an interactive experience, fluid and created in real time with you. Be mindful of what energy you are bringing to your experience.

 

 

Doseage

 

Recommended dose is 1 hour as needed.

 

$170/half hour

$250/hour

$380/1.5 hours

 

 

 

Ingredients & Packaging

 

5 feet 6 inches of soft body and supple curves in a sexy 34 25 35 hourglass shape, fair skin, some tattoos, aged for 28 years for maximum potency

 

Red filament and sparkling green optics for optimal conductivity of electrifying energy

 

 

Rx Availability

 

Schedule updated weekly, subject to last minute changes.

 

Sunday, May 19th: unavailable

Monday, May 20th: Noon - 7PM

Tuesday, May 21st: Noon - 7PM

Wednesday, May 22ns: Noon - 7PM

Thursday, May 23rd: Noon - 7PM

Friday, May 24th: Noon - 7PM

Saturday, May 25th: Noon - 7PM

 

Can't make it within my usual hours? No problem! There is a 1.5 hour minimum for dates outside these hours. I need at least 48hrs notice and a 50% deposit to make it happen.

 

I will be relocating to another city at the end of June so if you've been thinking of seeing me don't hem and haw too long!

 

 

FAQ

 

Where are you located?

I host in a quiet, cozy and private incall in North Burnaby, conveniently located just off HWY 1, near Boundary and along a major express bus route.

 

How much notice do you need?

 Since I am often out and about I ask you endeavor to provide as much notice as possible.

 

What services do you offer?

 

I enjoy the usual activities you would expect from an open-minded GFE:

kissing, daty, digits, cbj, bbbj, facial, cim, foot fetish, ass worship/dato, etc

My hard limits are no Greek and no BBFS and NO CHOKING/rough play.

As always, ymmv. Intimacy is a very unique and individual thing; even if we see each other multiple times, no two dates will be the same. Human interaction is fluid, organic and unpredictable but that's part of the fun of meeting someone new!  As long as you're thorough with the soap in the shower and not an entitled, overbearing jerkface we should have a great time.

Should you wish to review your experience with me I ask that you respect my preference to not  use reductive numerical ratings to describe me and refrain from using objectifying language and tone.

 

 

Extravagances

Gifts are by no means necessary but if you want to spoil me with something special...

 

$50 or $100 Gift Certificates: to

Amazon*

Etsy Canada*

Honey Birdette*

Sephora*

*Can be purchased online and delivered to my   email account.

 

An inexpensive gesture would be to bring some freeze dried chicken liver treats or Yeowww brand catnip toys for my cats.

 

Philanthropy

Please consider making a financial donation in lieu of a gift. These are the organizations I favor:

 

Regional Animal Protection Society

Special Olympics

Developmental Disabilities Association

Health & Home Care Foundation of BC

 

Praise

 

 

I have had the tremendous pleasure and privilege of several sessions with Rowan Reid. She approaches her work with humour and gusto and genuinely wants clients to feel comfortable and enjoy themselves. Apart from the flat-out sexy fun, it has been the deeper connection Miss Reid fosters that keeps me coming back. She is cool, funny, caring, whip-smart, and very insightful. Kindness and good humour will be rewarded in her presence - you might even learn a thing or two!

 

 
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Rowan,

 

I wanted to compose a little note for your website to express my thanks! I have to admit, I was on the fence about seeing you cause I'm one of those guys who likes to know a bit about services before dropping cash but I am glad I took a chance. You are amazing and I am going to be replaying some of our meeting in my head until I see you again.

 

- F

 

Booking

 

You can reach me via text message at 236 808 4052, but be mindful that I am not always able to reply right away. Texts sent outside of my available hours are ignored.

 

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